By Anka Chiorini
The Mandatory Pentatonix Song
Arranged by that one guy from Pentatonix, you know the one
The Song About God, But it’s in Another Language, So it’s Okay
Based on a vaguely African folk song
Arranged by a white guy
The Pop Song Nobody Asked For, But They Also Don’t Hate?
Arranged badly
The Boring Song that No One Will Remember
Based on the poem by some dead guy whose name is vaguely familiar
Arranged by the same white guy who arranged the African song
The Song That’s All Solos Where the Chorus Looks Really Uncomfortable
Featuring the girl who gets all the solos, the guy who can actually sing, the guy who can sort of sing, and the girl who can do riffs and shit
The Sign Language Song
Special thanks to that one Deaf parent who told us we were great at ASL, but you could kinda tell she was lying
The Non-Denominational Holiday Song
Arranged by the aforementioned white guy
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