By Rose Aune
Why I dress like myself on every school spirit day (from that one kid who wears the same DC comics shirt and jeans every day):
Hawaii Day: I went there once, now I’m an unforgettable part of the state.
Book Character Day: Preparing for my future biography.
Iconic Duo Day: Codependence is problematic.
Role Model Day: Idolization is a sin.
Pajama Day: I wear this 24/7.
Wacky Hair Day: Originality is overdone.
Beach Day: This is my beach attire.
Superhero Day: Clark Kent wore normal clothes too.
Dress Like a Teacher Day: What kind of teacher wouldn’t wear this?
Class Shirt Day: I have no problem with the entire class buying my shirt.
Baby Day: I’ve been wearing this outfit since infancy.
Ugly Sweater Day: Why would I buy a sweater that is intentionally hideous?
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