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The Best Ways To Ruin Your Reputation At School

By The Milking Cat Staff

  1. Give birth during assembly

  2. Explode randomly and without warning

  3. Be responsible for the deaths of 5,000 innocent Moldovan civilians.

  4. Refer to yourself in the third person as "El Tigre"

  5. Lead to a significant uptick in carbon monoxide poisoning.

  6. Violate Section 3 Article 15 of the Geneva convention

  7. Just start biting!

  8. Join the Proud Boys

  9. Create the Proud Boys

  10. Show up naked at assembly coverd in mud

  11. Carry a rolling backpack that's actually just a full suitcase

  12. Randomly go streaking without warning and call it a senior prank

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