By The Milking Cat Staff
Give birth during assembly
Explode randomly and without warning
Be responsible for the deaths of 5,000 innocent Moldovan civilians.
Refer to yourself in the third person as "El Tigre"
Lead to a significant uptick in carbon monoxide poisoning.
Violate Section 3 Article 15 of the Geneva convention
Just start biting!
Join the Proud Boys
Create the Proud Boys
Show up naked at assembly coverd in mud
Carry a rolling backpack that's actually just a full suitcase
Randomly go streaking without warning and call it a senior prank