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By Benji Elkins: Memorial Day at the Huxawinney Bridge Collapse Memorial Dam Monday, May 31, 2021 Join

By Dan Soslowsky & Benji Elkins:

By Benji Elkins: East River High Commencement Speech During the last six weeks of school I noticed that

By Benji Elkins: Hannah Simone had known for about two weeks now that her AP Literature Quiz was today

By Spencer Armon: Earlier this week, Benji Elkins, CEO of the Milking Cat, announced that the popular With this move, Elkins hoped to expand the reader base of the magazine but the plan seems not to have - Benji E., 5/5 Stars

By Benji Elkins: This past Tuesday, we asked three men who identify as “six-feet-tall” about how tall

By Benji Elkins: *Name of the informant and the informant's personal information have been changed or Benji, Dan, and Noah, the editors, they just kept spamming the group chat, saying stuff like, “We just When I let Editor-in-Chief Benji Elkins know I wouldn't be able to finish my article because of the slow When Benji found out that I followed the orders he himself gave me, he reportedly laughed and said “Damn

By Benji Elkins: When President Trump said he was considering banning Tik Tok, I cheered.

It seems that The Milking Cat’s founder Benji Elkins is a subscriber himself and has repeatedly messaged AH: Damn 6 figures, Benji only pays me in fist bumps and backhanded compliments.

By Benji Elkins: This Thursday, renowned Milking Cat Doctor Mark Pruvner conclusively discovered the