85 results found for "benji-elkins"
- CHESS SPECTATOR WOULD’VE DONE MOVE DIFFERENTLY
By Benji Elkins: While watching his two friends play chess, local man Tim Ruffle thought to himself that
- THIS DAY IN HISTORY: DECLARATION OF DEPENDENCE SIGNED
By Benji Elkins: On this day in history, July 10th, 1776, the Declaration of Dependence was signed by
- PIECE OF GUM IN PARKING LOT JUST WAITING TO BE STEPPED ON
By Benji Elkins: Spat out only a few days ago by tank-top wearing and gum chewing teenage delinquent
By Benji Elkins: In 399 BC, the great philosopher and thinker Socrates went on trial.
- Diary of a Wimpy Man
By Benji Elkins: Greg Heffley, the star of Jeff Kinney’s 2007 children’s novel, Diary of a Wimpy Kid,
- WHITE AUTHOR STRUGGLES TO FIND CHARACTER NAME THAT IS DIVERSE BUT NOT RACIST
By Benji Elkins: As of this moment, author Timothy Bennett is struggling to come up with a name for a
- UNQUALIFIED: THIRD PARTY CANDIDATE HAS NO SEX ABUSE CLAIMS AGAINST HIM
By Benji Elkins: As expected, the Libertarian party has once again completely made a fool of themselves
- Dr. Dolittle (NSFW)
Dan Soslowsky & Benji Elkins
- The Mustache
By Benji Elkins: JEREMY: Man, what did I say? High school reunions suck.
- CHILD DISTRAUGHT TO LEARN FOOD NOT ACTUALLY PREPARED BY RAT AS SUGGESTED BY PIXAR
By Benji Elkins: This evening, five-year-old girl, Clarice Winter, was distraught when she learned that