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to laugh at Noah Stern’s sports jokes anyway, to how none of the editors can remember what The Milking Live streaming of Benji Elkins’ and Noah Stern’s fight to the death over the last potato chip. The Milking Cat Plus will have many live streams, including a live stream of Benji Elkins’ and Noah Stern But be sure to pay close attention, because Noah Stern has been known to steal precious lamps and vases A completed version of Noah Stern’s “A Milking Cat Thanksgiving" Just as my family still hasn’t finished

Dan Soslowsky and Noah Stern

many of the newer articles, the quality of submissions is clearly plummeting (with the exception of Noah Stern's weekly riveting articles). failing But when I get in charge It will be smooth sailing New times are ahead With Spencer in charge Noah can stay Benji is discharged There will be more to come Featuring my displeasure New articles monthly Noah Stern is a treasure I took over The Cat So bid Ben adieu A change in command The Cat's started anew

Noah Stern & Spencer Armon 5/13/19

By Noah Stern: In a statement delivered this week, Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos triumphantly announced

By Noah Stern: In a disastrous press briefing this morning, President Trump informed the American people

By Noah Stern: Startling news out of Lockwood High School this week: It turns out teachers can read everything

In response to The Milking Cat's lack of content this week, the editors had this to say: Editor Noah Stern: Protesters can lick my boot. (Stern did not elaborate on who Jack was.)

By Noah Stern: It appears the 30+ day reign of James Holzhauer is over. The “Jeopardy!”

By Noah Stern: The holiday season is upon us, and whether you celebrate Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa,

By Noah Stern: SUNDAY APRIL 7TH, 2:34 P.M. - Local teenager Jack McHugh was shopping with his mother,

By Noah Stern: It is a quiet morning at Central High School before the sounds of a semi-Mexican gang