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  • The Milking Cat Plus

    to laugh at Noah Stern’s sports jokes anyway, to how none of the editors can remember what The Milking Live streaming of Benji Elkins’ and Noah Stern’s fight to the death over the last potato chip. The Milking Cat Plus will have many live streams, including a live stream of Benji Elkins’ and Noah Stern But be sure to pay close attention, because Noah Stern has been known to steal precious lamps and vases A completed version of Noah Stern’s “A Milking Cat Thanksgiving" Just as my family still hasn’t finished

  • The Swimming Pool

    Dan Soslowsky and Noah Stern

  • A Poem of Displeasure

    many of the newer articles, the quality of submissions is clearly plummeting (with the exception of Noah Stern's weekly riveting articles). failing But when I get in charge It will be smooth sailing New times are ahead With Spencer in charge Noah can stay Benji is discharged There will be more to come Featuring my displeasure New articles monthly Noah Stern is a treasure I took over The Cat So bid Ben adieu A change in command The Cat's started anew

  • Don't Ever Change

    Noah Stern & Spencer Armon 5/13/19

  • Dept. of Education: “American Test Scores Now Highest in the World”

    By Noah Stern: In a statement delivered this week, Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos triumphantly announced

  • SHOCKING: Trump Demonstrates Baghdadi Raid Using Action Figures

    By Noah Stern: In a disastrous press briefing this morning, President Trump informed the American people

  • BREAKING: The Teacher Can See Your Private Chats on Zoom

    By Noah Stern: Startling news out of Lockwood High School this week: It turns out teachers can read everything

  • BRUTAL BLUNDER!

    In response to The Milking Cat's lack of content this week, the editors had this to say: Editor Noah Stern: Protesters can lick my boot. (Stern did not elaborate on who Jack was.)

  • Shocking Clue Ends James Holzhauer’s “Jeopardy!” Win Streak

    By Noah Stern: It appears the 30+ day reign of James Holzhauer is over. The “Jeopardy!”

  • The Milking Cat Holiday Song

    By Noah Stern: The holiday season is upon us, and whether you celebrate Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa,