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  • Best One-Liner Joke Formats

    By Noah Stern: There is quite literally nothing more comedically potent than a good, crisp, witty one-line

  • A Milking Cat Thanksgiving II

    By Noah Stern: Ah, Thanksgiving. I have nothing to say to that guy! He’s always muttering to me about how Robert E. JERRY is watching the game from an upper balcony, JAMES EARL and NORAH are sitting on the side. NORAH (In C#) Jerry, what are you doing? JERRY What do you mean? This is always how I find players. JON Bro what NORAH (In B♭ diminished 7th) I “Don’t Know Why” every Thanksgiving ends this way!

  • A Collection of Anecdotes From Our Time as Poll Workers

    By Noah Stern & Spencer Armon: This election day, we put our lives and livelihoods on the line and defended *Anecdotes 1-3 by Noah Stern, 4-5 by Spencer Armon Anecdote 1: Don't Vote Twice In the training videos Anecdote 2: Sweater Men These anecdotes have almost nothing to do with each other, but I decided to lump

  • BREAKING: The Teacher Can See Your Private Chats on Zoom

    By Noah Stern: Startling news out of Lockwood High School this week: It turns out teachers can read everything

  • The 2050 AP US History Exam

    By Noah Stern: Passage-Based Response | You will have 20 minutes to read and respond to the following

  • Peloton Class

    By Noah Stern: The following transcript was taken from a Peloton cycling class on August 21st, 2020.

  • Dept. of Education: “American Test Scores Now Highest in the World”

    By Noah Stern: In a statement delivered this week, Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos triumphantly announced

  • The Milking Cat Exposed: The Hidden Harm and Brutality Inside The Feline Comedy Juggernaut

    No embellishments, no lies, nothing. Benji, Dan, and Noah, the editors, they just kept spamming the group chat, saying stuff like, “We just When Noah Stern bestowed nicknames on the recent inductees during a staff meeting, I expected something When my friend Sam Riko complained and said that they had crossed the line, Noah responded it was only

  • Gabriel vs. The Constitution

    By Noah Stern: Gabriel came to school in a three-piece suit every day.

  • The Office: season 3, episode 16, time 16:38

    disgust paints her face it sits in plastic, trapped, confined wings long for open air he glances back, stern