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  • Peloton Class

    By Noah Stern: The following transcript was taken from a Peloton cycling class on August 21st, 2020.

  • The Milking Cat Plus

    Live streaming of Benji Elkins’ and Noah Stern’s fight to the death over the last potato chip. The Milking Cat Plus will have many live streams, including a live stream of Benji Elkins’ and Noah Stern’s fight to the death over the last potato chip. But be sure to pay close attention, because Noah Stern has been known to steal precious lamps and vases from the houses that he visits. A completed version of Noah Stern’s “A Milking Cat Thanksgiving" Just as my family still hasn’t finished our leftovers from Thanksgiving dinner, Noah Stern still hasn’t finished his Thanksgiving-themed article. Do your [CENSORED] work, Stern.

  • Gabriel vs. The Constitution

    By Noah Stern: Gabriel came to school in a three-piece suit every day.

  • The Milking Cat Exposed: The Hidden Harm and Brutality Inside The Feline Comedy Juggernaut

    Benji, Dan, and Noah, the editors, they just kept spamming the group chat, saying stuff like, “We just made a ton of money off the site!” When Noah Stern bestowed nicknames on the recent inductees during a staff meeting, I expected something fun and witty. When my friend Sam Riko complained and said that they had crossed the line, Noah responded it was only a joke and gave Sam the nickname “Bitch Boy.”


    In response to The Milking Cat's lack of content this week, the editors had this to say: Editor Noah Stern: Protesters can lick my boot. (Stern did not elaborate on who Jack was.)


    By Noah Stern: SUNDAY APRIL 7TH, 2:34 P.M. - Local teenager Jack McHugh was shopping with his mother, Denise, when, suddenly, disaster struck.

  • Local Teen Starts DJ Career by Blasting 6ix9ine Out of His Backpack

    By Noah Stern: It is a quiet morning at Central High School before the sounds of a semi-Mexican gang member screaming the n word ripple through the hallway.

  • Shocking Clue Ends James Holzhauer’s “Jeopardy!” Win Streak

    By Noah Stern: It appears the 30+ day reign of James Holzhauer is over.

  • The Milking Cat Holiday Song

    By Noah Stern: The holiday season is upon us, and whether you celebrate Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or some other consumerism-based winter festival, we here at the Milking Cat want to wish you all Happy Holidays and a great New Year.

  • Dave and Chris Figure Out Kunefe

    By Noah Stern and Spencer Armon: CHRIS: What’s up, Dave?

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