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Greatest of All Time Tournament By Noah Stern: On Tuesday, January 14th, Ken Jennings beat out James

By Noah Stern: Here at the sports-media powerhouse that is The Milking Cat, our editors have been working

Ranking the First 27 US Presidents in Order of Power Moves By Noah Stern Over the years, the oval office

By Noah Stern: In honor of the first weekend of March Madness, we at the Milking Cat would like to present Seminoles Like all other people from Florida, Native Americans from Florida would most likely have nothing

Genesis Flood Narrative Okay, I was about to write a little quip for how I would survive by shaving Noah , pasting his beard onto my face, and impersonating him long enough to take the wheel of Noah’s Ark without

incredibly scintillating conversation with my peers, the blasting of Taylor Swift’s early catalogue, Noah competition of our career, let’s switch up everything at the eleventh hour, literally.” 5:00 pm -- Nothing Nothing says “I’m ready to compete and perform tomorrow” like heavy and expensive Italian food.

disgust paints her face it sits in plastic, trapped, confined wings long for open air he glances back, stern

“Nah, man, I ain’t into that worship Satan thing!” Second, there will be nothing amorous for anyone!” “Psh, for you, maybe.” There will be nothing religious, or inappropriate, involved, or any sort, period.”

with a bat or maybe a bird “Dad, stop, that was totally racist” Honey, I’m famous, my life’s an oasis “Woah “Woah! Did you go to war like grandma?” No, but when I went to Walmart I wore a balaclava “What?” Nothing “Ha” “Haha” Just like— you.

By Noa Garmaise: 1. You’re not official or exclusive yet with your significant other. Everyone knows nothing you say or do counts when your fingers are crossed. 9.

By Nina Patel There’s nothing greater than the big screen. Nothing makes an experience more real than the cheering of a crowd at every minor climax of a movie. Nothing makes a predictable plot point seem more exciting than the old lady sitting in front of you gasping

Thanatos: Hey, transporting souls to the afterlife—or to the endless chasm of nothing, whatever floats Host: Hmmm, I have nothing here about your new shampoo, so we can’t talk about that, but we can move The Final Stop Before Eternity: How about my other investments?