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  • I want to eat.

    void that grows with every passing hour I feel like I'm fading, disappearing into thin air Until I'm nothing

  • The Worst Thing About Books These Days

    And since nothing is hindering population growth, these factors continue to be passed down through generations That tells me NOTHING about what is actually in the book. Reviews that are just lists of generic descriptors say absolutely nothing about the book, and it’s not

  • Jack and Jill Go Up the Hill

    No nothing yet But why am I seeing double?” Jack was hungry. Jill was thirsty.

  • Press Release From Heaven: Gay People Are Cool Now!

    Here, you guys can enjoy complete eternal pleasure.

  • The Boss

    Nah, it’s OK, that was like ten years ago. I’ve had a decade without a woman’s touch, Mike. Nah, nah, you’re right, I didn’t come up with that one. Yeah, I read it. Oh, no. R-E-D-D-I-T? Nah, he’s right here. Sorry Mike, one sec. Liam, gimme a break. I don’t wanna do it like you do. Yeah, nah. No, yeah, not you. Sorry, I can’t talk about it anymore. So, how are ya? Good, good.

  • Bear-Man Charms Nation

    There is nothing more man than bear. You hunt the fish with your bare palms.

  • I'm Sorry I Burned Down Your Convention Center

    lighthearted anecdotes about work, and crowning manager Ashley Roxwood the “2021 Smoothie Queen” devolved into nothing When the fire spread to the adjacent convention room I could do nothing but watch in horror as the flames

  • We Need to Talk About Haircuts

    Nothing, and I mean nothing, stresses me out more than unexpected questions. ME: Um… no?

  • Of Homer and Aristocats

    performances, a tottering kindergartener pointed at an ensemble member dressed as a cat, sentencing him to eternal

  • It’s Testing Season, and Boy, Do We Have the Offer For You

    to keep an eye out for our 2024 BS2 releases: genetically engineered dogs that have an appetite for nothing

  • Mac and Peanut Butter

    Mine however had nothing but peanuts and a few sad nihilistic raisins.

  • Brenda and Eddie Make a Scene at an Italian Restaurant

    By Noa Garmaise: (Billy Joel is sitting on the patio of an Italian restaurant, awaiting someone special Nothing really inspires me anymore. And, well, just sitting here… EDDIE: You’ve been inspired.

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