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By Nataly Delcid I got a whiff of motivation to write this piece after a phone call with my friend.

By Natalie Parker: Ode to technology, to my beautiful pair of Apple AirPods that unfairly died during

By Natalie Parker: When I accelerated myself out of bed this morning with a force greater than the force

By Natalie Parker: According to new reports, a high school senior here at our very own Sexist Former

Natalie Portman B.A (Harvard University) Natalie Portman was born Neta-Lee Herschlag in Jerusalem, Israel Pruvner has ordered Natalie Portman to perform an existential and emotional monologue from the film Closer Lemore Household, 2:18 p.m Natalie Portman is reportedly crying in the corner of Lemore’s room.

By Natalie Parker: I remember it perfectly.

By Nataly Del Kiss #1:Middle School– I’ve Said Enough: 6/10 I was in my eighth grade theater class and

listed off the celebrities who he deemed to be the worst: “Sarah Silverman was annoying as [expletive]” “Natalie

By Natalie Parker: In celebration of Pride Month, Heaven is excited to announce an all-new feature: allowing

By Natalie Parker: Hello, remote students, and thank you for picking up the Remote School Translation

My writing is valuable, and I’m gonna need fair and livable wages from the Milking Cat editors (Hey Nataly

By Natalie Parker: One or more of these will happen to me. Probably all of them, honestly.