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- 30-YEAR-OLD WOMAN EXCITED TO MAKE POOR LIFE DECISIONS DURING FRIEND’S BACHELORETTE PARTY
By Benji Elkins: Thirty-year-old woman Jessica Simon is excited and prepared to make extremely poor life
- HIGH SCHOOL COVER BAND DECIDES TO COVER OTHER HIGH SCHOOL COVER BANDS
By Benji Elkins: High school cover band, Gnarls, decided to change things up and stop covering their
- AMIDST BABY BOOMER - MILLENIAL FEUD, GEN Xer FEELS LEFT OUT.
By Benji Elkins: Tensions are higher than ever as America sees itself split between two generations:
- The Trailer of the Century
Asher Hancock, Ben Marder, & Benji Elkins
- Just Out of Reach
By Benji Elkins: The needle rises as I press hard on the pedal Two green lights, the third turning yellow
- RED-GREEN COLORBLIND MAN SITS AT INTERSECTION FOR FIVE HOURS
By Benji Elkins: LONDON, ENG - On his recent trip to London, Wichita local Dale Green, a victim of Red-Green
- PIECE OF GUM IN PARKING LOT JUST WAITING TO BE STEPPED ON
By Benji Elkins: Spat out only a few days ago by tank-top wearing and gum chewing teenage delinquent
- COLLECTIVE STUDENT BODY ART PIECE DESTROYED BY SCHOOL
By Benji Elkins: This month a multitude of students were dismayed when they found that after returning
- Stubbed
Benji Elkins, Asher Hancock & Isaac Berman
- Hurting Yourself in Different Area Found To Be Most Effective Form of Pain Relief
By Benji Elkins: This Thursday, renowned Milking Cat Doctor Mark Pruvner conclusively discovered the
- MAN BUTCHERS RETELLING OF STAND UP BIT IN FRONT OF HIS FRIENDS
By Benji Elkins: Last Tuesday, local man Harper Sherman absolutely butchered the retelling of a popular
- CHILD DISTRAUGHT TO LEARN FOOD NOT ACTUALLY PREPARED BY RAT AS SUGGESTED BY PIXAR
By Benji Elkins: This evening, five-year-old girl, Clarice Winter, was distraught when she learned that
