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- The Milking Cat Plus
Viewers will learn everything from how Dan Soslowsky and Benji Elkins know nothing about sports but pretend Live streaming of Benji Elkins’ and Noah Stern’s fight to the death over the last potato chip. The Milking Cat Plus will have many live streams, including a live stream of Benji Elkins’ and Noah Stern The battle will be gratuitously bloody and The Milking Cat will never be the same afterward, but man, Benji Orr'UrRuuR'R: A Star Wars Story Once Benji Elkins buys the rights to Lucasfilm all by himself with the
- MAN CONFUSED WHETHER TO LIKE A SOCIAL MEDIA POST ABOUT A FRIEND’S RELATIVE DYING
By Benji Elkins: Joe Jacobs was confused the other day when he came across a Facebook post informing
- SOUTH DAKOTA DECIDES TO SECEDE FROM UNION: NORTH DAKOTA DOESN’T F*CKING KNOW WHAT TO DO
By Benji Elkins: In a surprising turn of events, South Dakota has decided to secede from the United States
- PIECE OF GUM IN PARKING LOT JUST WAITING TO BE STEPPED ON
By Benji Elkins: Spat out only a few days ago by tank-top wearing and gum chewing teenage delinquent
- Hurting Yourself in Different Area Found To Be Most Effective Form of Pain Relief
By Benji Elkins: This Thursday, renowned Milking Cat Doctor Mark Pruvner conclusively discovered the
- CHILD DISTRAUGHT TO LEARN FOOD NOT ACTUALLY PREPARED BY RAT AS SUGGESTED BY PIXAR
By Benji Elkins: This evening, five-year-old girl, Clarice Winter, was distraught when she learned that
- Preboarding Ritual
By Benji Elkins: there is snow on the tarmac yet the rain smooths it out I watch silently out the window
- WHITE AUTHOR STRUGGLES TO FIND CHARACTER NAME THAT IS DIVERSE BUT NOT RACIST
By Benji Elkins: As of this moment, author Timothy Bennett is struggling to come up with a name for a
- MAN BUTCHERS RETELLING OF STAND UP BIT IN FRONT OF HIS FRIENDS
By Benji Elkins: Last Tuesday, local man Harper Sherman absolutely butchered the retelling of a popular
- UNQUALIFIED: THIRD PARTY CANDIDATE HAS NO SEX ABUSE CLAIMS AGAINST HIM
By Benji Elkins: As expected, the Libertarian party has once again completely made a fool of themselves
