86 items found for "benji-elkins"
- 30-YEAR-OLD WOMAN EXCITED TO MAKE POOR LIFE DECISIONS DURING FRIEND’S BACHELORETTE PARTY
By Benji Elkins: Thirty-year-old woman Jessica Simon is excited and prepared to make extremely poor life
- Come Celebrate Memorial Day!
By Benji Elkins: Memorial Day at the Huxawinney Bridge Collapse Memorial Dam Monday, May 31, 2021 Join
- MAN MAKES PLEDGE TO HIMSELF IN SHOWER THAT HE WILL BREAK ONLY TWO DAYS FROM NOW
By Benji Elkins: After a night of procrastination, heavy drinking, and lots of pizza, local man Mike
- BRUTAL BLUNDER!
Editor-in-Chief Benji Elkins: Oh, today was a Monday? (Elkins later declared that he had still been on "Bahamian Time" from his winter vacation and thought
- CHILD INSTALLS BEAUTIFUL ART INSTALLATION IN ROOM, CALLS IT: "WALL WITH BOOGERS"
By Benji Elkins CHICO, CALIFORNIA 1917 - Five-year-old artist and visionary, Jackson Pollock, has recently
- CHILD ASSURES FRIEND THAT WHEN HE STUCK HIS TOY DOWN HIS PANTS IT WAS NOT DOWN HIS UNDERWEAR AS WELL
By Benji Elkins: In a twist of events, local five-year-old boy, Max Davis, assured his friend, Wilson
- AMIDST BABY BOOMER - MILLENIAL FEUD, GEN Xer FEELS LEFT OUT.
By Benji Elkins: Tensions are higher than ever as America sees itself split between two generations:
- The Struggling Artist
By Benji Elkins: MARK: I swear André, it was one of the worst experiences of my life. ANDRÉ: Yeah?
- SUBURBAN MOM GIVES ERDOGAN A PIECE OF HER MIND: “WHAT YOU’RE DOING IS WRONG”
By Benji Elkins: Local suburban mom, Amy Lipschitz, finally became fed up the other day after seeing
- Diary of a Wimpy Man
By Benji Elkins: Greg Heffley, the star of Jeff Kinney’s 2007 children’s novel, Diary of a Wimpy Kid,
- GROUP OF TEENAGE BOYS EXCITED TO GO TO FRIEND’S HOUSE TO WATCH EACH OTHER PLAY VIDEO GAMES
By Benji Elkins: Ready to unwind and kickback on a Friday afternoon, high school juniors Max, Dylan,
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By Spencer Armon: Earlier this week, Benji Elkins, CEO of the Milking Cat, announced that the popular With this move, Elkins hoped to expand the reader base of the magazine but the plan seems not to have - Benji E., 5/5 Stars