85 items found for "benji-elkins"
- 30-YEAR-OLD WOMAN EXCITED TO MAKE POOR LIFE DECISIONS DURING FRIEND’S BACHELORETTE PARTY
By Benji Elkins: Thirty-year-old woman Jessica Simon is excited and prepared to make extremely poor life
- Come Celebrate Memorial Day!
By Benji Elkins: Memorial Day at the Huxawinney Bridge Collapse Memorial Dam Monday, May 31, 2021 Join
- CHILD INSTALLS BEAUTIFUL ART INSTALLATION IN ROOM, CALLS IT: "WALL WITH BOOGERS"
By Benji Elkins CHICO, CALIFORNIA 1917 - Five-year-old artist and visionary, Jackson Pollock, has recently
- MAN MAKES PLEDGE TO HIMSELF IN SHOWER THAT HE WILL BREAK ONLY TWO DAYS FROM NOW
By Benji Elkins: After a night of procrastination, heavy drinking, and lots of pizza, local man Mike
- AMIDST BABY BOOMER - MILLENIAL FEUD, GEN Xer FEELS LEFT OUT.
By Benji Elkins: Tensions are higher than ever as America sees itself split between two generations:
- BRUTAL BLUNDER!
Editor-in-Chief Benji Elkins: Oh, today was a Monday? (Elkins later declared that he had still been on "Bahamian Time" from his winter vacation and thought
- The Struggling Artist
By Benji Elkins: MARK: I swear André, it was one of the worst experiences of my life. ANDRÉ: Yeah?
- SUBURBAN MOM GIVES ERDOGAN A PIECE OF HER MIND: “WHAT YOU’RE DOING IS WRONG”
By Benji Elkins: Local suburban mom, Amy Lipschitz, finally became fed up the other day after seeing
- CHILD ASSURES FRIEND THAT WHEN HE STUCK HIS TOY DOWN HIS PANTS IT WAS NOT DOWN HIS UNDERWEAR AS WELL
By Benji Elkins: In a twist of events, local five-year-old boy, Max Davis, assured his friend, Wilson
- GROUP OF TEENAGE BOYS EXCITED TO GO TO FRIEND’S HOUSE TO WATCH EACH OTHER PLAY VIDEO GAMES
By Benji Elkins: Ready to unwind and kickback on a Friday afternoon, high school juniors Max, Dylan,
- LOCAL DINNER PARTY GUEST HORRIFIED ONLY DRINK BEING SERVED IS SELTZER WATER
By Benji Elkins: ATLANTA, GA - Last night at a quaint dinner party, local man Freddie Marsoon was horrified
- Jim's Van Service (Philly Based)
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