85 items found for "benji-elkins"
- UNQUALIFIED: THIRD PARTY CANDIDATE HAS NO SEX ABUSE CLAIMS AGAINST HIM
By Benji Elkins: As expected, the Libertarian party has once again completely made a fool of themselves
- HIGH SCHOOL COVER BAND DECIDES TO COVER OTHER HIGH SCHOOL COVER BANDS
By Benji Elkins: High school cover band, Gnarls, decided to change things up and stop covering their
- PANDEMONIUM: PARENTS DON’T KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY FAMILY FRIENDS GAVE TO THEIR CHILD
By Benji Elkins: Only this past week, local boy Gabe McRay celebrated his eighth birthday.
- OPINION: Yes, Tik Tok Should Be Banned & No, It’s Not Because Everyone On It Is Hotter Than Me
By Benji Elkins: When President Trump said he was considering banning Tik Tok, I cheered.
- 30-YEAR-OLD WOMAN EXCITED TO MAKE POOR LIFE DECISIONS DURING FRIEND’S BACHELORETTE PARTY
By Benji Elkins: Thirty-year-old woman Jessica Simon is excited and prepared to make extremely poor life
- AMIDST BABY BOOMER - MILLENIAL FEUD, GEN Xer FEELS LEFT OUT.
By Benji Elkins: Tensions are higher than ever as America sees itself split between two generations:
- CHILD INSTALLS BEAUTIFUL ART INSTALLATION IN ROOM, CALLS IT: "WALL WITH BOOGERS"
By Benji Elkins CHICO, CALIFORNIA 1917 - Five-year-old artist and visionary, Jackson Pollock, has recently
- MAN MAKES PLEDGE TO HIMSELF IN SHOWER THAT HE WILL BREAK ONLY TWO DAYS FROM NOW
By Benji Elkins: After a night of procrastination, heavy drinking, and lots of pizza, local man Mike
- BRUTAL BLUNDER!
Editor-in-Chief Benji Elkins: Oh, today was a Monday? (Elkins later declared that he had still been on "Bahamian Time" from his winter vacation and thought
- Come Celebrate Memorial Day!
By Benji Elkins: Memorial Day at the Huxawinney Bridge Collapse Memorial Dam Monday, May 31, 2021 Join