85 items found for "benji-elkins"
- CHILD ASSURES FRIEND THAT WHEN HE STUCK HIS TOY DOWN HIS PANTS IT WAS NOT DOWN HIS UNDERWEAR AS WELL
By Benji Elkins: In a twist of events, local five-year-old boy, Max Davis, assured his friend, Wilson
- MAN PLAYS AIR GUITAR WITH ALL THE WRONG NOTES
By Benji Elkins: Last night, professional party goer enthusiast, John Calhoun, celebrated with an intense
- The Battle of Alesia
By Benji Elkins: CAESAR: Lay down your arms Gauls, for you have been subdued by the might of the Roman
- A Presidential Zoom Call
By Benji Elkins: A ZOOM online video call takes up the screen.
By Benji Elkins: In 399 BC, the great philosopher and thinker Socrates went on trial.
- Just Out of Reach
By Benji Elkins: The needle rises as I press hard on the pedal Two green lights, the third turning yellow
- Diary of a Wimpy Man
By Benji Elkins: Greg Heffley, the star of Jeff Kinney’s 2007 children’s novel, Diary of a Wimpy Kid,
By Benji Elkins: BULLY: Hey Nerd! NERD: Yeah?
- COLLECTIVE STUDENT BODY ART PIECE DESTROYED BY SCHOOL
By Benji Elkins: This month a multitude of students were dismayed when they found that after returning
- LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER DISAPPOINTED IN STUDENT’S INABILITY TO SKIP LINES
By Benji Elkins: Last Wednesday, local area high school teacher Mrs.