85 items found for "benji-elkins"
- COLLECTIVE STUDENT BODY ART PIECE DESTROYED BY SCHOOL
By Benji Elkins: This month a multitude of students were dismayed when they found that after returning
By Benji Elkins: BULLY: Hey Nerd! NERD: Yeah?
- THIS DAY IN HISTORY: DECLARATION OF DEPENDENCE SIGNED
By Benji Elkins: On this day in history, July 10th, 1776, the Declaration of Dependence was signed by
- LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER DISAPPOINTED IN STUDENT’S INABILITY TO SKIP LINES
By Benji Elkins: Last Wednesday, local area high school teacher Mrs.
- Community Theater
By Benji Elkins: GLEN: Hey John! Over here! Hey John, what’s up? JOHN: Oh hey Glen.
- The Mentor Spirit
By Benji Elkins: There was a rustle by Ian’s bed.
- France: Tips & Tricks
By Benji Elkins: France is a beautiful country.
- The Milking Cat's 2019 Winter Fair
Wishing you happy holidays from our family to yours, The Second Ever Milking Cat Threesome Benji Elkins
- The Mustache
By Benji Elkins: JEREMY: Man, what did I say? High school reunions suck.
By Benji Elkins: Unfortunately, my parents are cheap. Super cheap.
- A Good Man
By Benji Elkins: John always tried his best to be a good person.
- The Milking Cat Exposed: The Hidden Harm and Brutality Inside The Feline Comedy Juggernaut
By Benji Elkins: *Name of the informant and the informant's personal information have been changed or Benji, Dan, and Noah, the editors, they just kept spamming the group chat, saying stuff like, “We just When I let Editor-in-Chief Benji Elkins know I wouldn't be able to finish my article because of the slow When Benji found out that I followed the orders he himself gave me, he reportedly laughed and said “Damn