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  • A Letter to the President II

    By Benji Elkins: Dear President Trump, I am sorry that you have not answered my previous inquiries.

  • Italian Restaurant

    By Benji Elkins: INT.

  • Commencement Speech

    By Benji Elkins: East River High Commencement Speech During the last six weeks of school I noticed that

  • The Milking Cat Exposed: The Hidden Harm and Brutality Inside The Feline Comedy Juggernaut

    By Benji Elkins: *Name of the informant and the informant's personal information have been changed or Benji, Dan, and Noah, the editors, they just kept spamming the group chat, saying stuff like, “We just When I let Editor-in-Chief Benji Elkins know I wouldn't be able to finish my article because of the slow When Benji found out that I followed the orders he himself gave me, he reportedly laughed and said “Damn

  • Mother's Day

    The closest thing we have to a mother is our founder Benji Elkins.

  • The Parent Trap Sequel

    By Benji Elkins: The Parent Trap Two: Below is an excerpt from the never before seen sequel to the 1998

  • James Bond Deleted Scenes

    By Benji Elkins: The James Bond franchise is one of the most popular spy series of all time!

  • A Moral Dilemma During an AP Literature Quiz

    By Benji Elkins: Hannah Simone had known for about two weeks now that her AP Literature Quiz was today

  • The 3 Step Process

    By Benji Elkins: Johnny Abrahams had just exited the restaurant with a grin.

  • Ice Cream

    By Benji Elkins: Every, time, the minute I step into the Stonedge Treats Shoppe I’m greeted with an inundation

  • Hilarities and other Ad Nauseams

    By Benji Elkins: SCENE 1 (There is a small classroom. At the front stand the teacher, Mr.

  • Serial Farter

    By Benji Elkins: KEITH: Hey John, sorry I’m late, there was no parking.

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