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- Zodiac Signs (Part 1)
This job will really help you make your mark on this world, and by that, I mean by doing nothing.
- Feed Your Dogs This If You Want Them To Projectile Vomit---Or Blow Up The Living Room
Nothing better than losing an earpiece running around the house when you’re late for work.
- Are The Football Coaches OK?
“WOAH! I CAN SEE THE BONE” A coach yells. Apparently, the player’s ankle bone has snapped.
- Classic Novel Nerd's Guide to the Perfect Halloween Costume: 2020
Because hey, nothing says “sexy” like conspiring to murder old men! 2. Because nothing will give you the smug high you need by saying to the “nice bug costume, dude” guy: “ Because nothing says “high-minded intellectual” like pondering a roach for half an hour. 4.
- I Went to the Eras Tour
I thought the traffic before was bad -- it was nothing compared to the few miles before the stadium. They kept whispering sweet nothings into each other’s ears, like “You’re my Lover…” and “No, I was Enchanted
- 20 Neat Camping Tips
There’s nothing that ruins a camping trip more than the mountain you’re climbing on turning out to be
- A Review of Knock-Knock Jokes
There’s nothing funnier than hearing a ten year old boy scream “I wAsN’t cRyiNg!!!!”
- CASTING CALL: BREAST MILK FLAVORED TREATS FOR DOGS AND HUMANS
That’s why BonaFeed has created all new Breast milk flavored food, BoobaFeed, because nothing says comfort with the food itself, projectile vomiting, possible colic, and a great night's sleep.* There Was Nothing
- Spatial Oddity
By ‘everything’: we mean absolutely nothing. Nah, for real? No beat. Troyé thinks that’s whack. How you gonna make a homie to acapella. Fine. Now there’s nothing wrong with people, but as a whole? Same jazz, different Coltrane.
- The Tragic New Disease of Elon Musk
There’s nothing else you can do.
- What Everyone In The Waiting Room You’re In Is Currently Thinking:
minutes: The doctor has been ready for 15 minutes but I’m not gonna tell you for another hour and there’s nothing
- Bring Back Nap Time
In reality, nothing about learning about ancient dynasties is going to help you in life.