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By Noah Stern: In a startling press briefing early this morning, FBI Director Christopher Wray announced

By Noah Stern: It appears the 30+ day reign of James Holzhauer is over. The “Jeopardy!”

By Noah Stern: About Patty Patty O’Donnell has been practicing psychic readings and spirit communications

By Noah Stern: The mid-sized city of Ann Arbor, Michigan is most well-known for being the home of one had problems parting with the beloved Pizza Hut location and the whimsical nature of the new cafe did nothing

By Noah Stern: Ah, Thanksgiving.

Fantasy Football By The Numbers By Noah Stern: To celebrate the start of the fantasy football playoffs

holidays from our family to yours, The Second Ever Milking Cat Threesome Benji Elkins, Dan Soslowsky, Noah Stern

By Noah Stern & Spencer Armon: This election day, we put our lives and livelihoods on the line and defended *Anecdotes 1-3 by Noah Stern, 4-5 by Spencer Armon Anecdote 1: Don't Vote Twice In the training videos Anecdote 2: Sweater Men These anecdotes have almost nothing to do with each other, but I decided to lump

By Noah Stern: Hey Milking Cat readers, it’s your boy, co-editor Noah Stern.

By Noah Stern: There is quite literally nothing more comedically potent than a good, crisp, witty one-line

By Noah Stern: Ah, Thanksgiving. I have nothing to say to that guy! He’s always muttering to me about how Robert E. JERRY is watching the game from an upper balcony, JAMES EARL and NORAH are sitting on the side. NORAH (In C#) Jerry, what are you doing? JERRY What do you mean? This is always how I find players. JON Bro what NORAH (In B♭ diminished 7th) I “Don’t Know Why” every Thanksgiving ends this way!

By Noah Stern: The following transcript was taken from a Peloton cycling class on August 21st, 2020.