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1st Place: ​George was always… curious. But never like this…
(Andrew Thomas Le’ 24, Evergreen Valley High School)

2nd Place: "Sorry, I thought you wanted him circumcized…"
(Lex Hawbecker’ 24, Crockett Early College High School)

3rd Place: "Thank you for your donation to the Mario Kart Peel fund. It will not be in vain."
(Reese Wiggins’ 24, South Carolina Governor's School for the Arts and Humanities)

 Thank you to all participants - the funny and the not-so-funny! We'd  also like to thank the following sponsors for gifting our dope winners some dope prizes: The Harvard Lampoon, The Dartmouth Jack-O-Lantern, University of Pennsylvania's Under The Button, Boston University's The BUnion, and Boston University's The Pinky Toe.

Until Next Time!  

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