About The Milking Cat

Founded in 2018, The Milking Cat was created by three high school juniors who wanted to spread their love of comedy. Originally accepting submissions from all creators from its inception to Spring of 2020, The Milking Cat then rebranded as a spot dedicated to teenage comedians, showcasing  high schoolers who aspire to funny greatness!

Our Editors

Senior Editor

Editor-in-Chief

Senior Editor

Dan Soslowsky

Benji Elkins

Noah Stern

Milking Cat Staff

The Milking Cat wouldn't be possible without its dedicated team! Below are some of the best teen comedy writers and creators!

Benji Elkins

Editor-in-Chief

Benji Elkins is a founding member and Editor-in-Chief of The Milking Cat. A junior at Lower Merion High School, he has created numerous stories, articles, and videos for the magazine. In his free time he enjoys taking pictures of himself in the bathroom.

@belkins_1021

Noah Stern

Senior Editor

Noah Stern is a founding member, Senior Editor, and Head of Sports Writing at The Milking Cat. When he's not mastering the art of PhotoShop, Noah likes to attend his classes at Abington Senior High School, study vigorously, and sometimes even write articles for The Milking Cat.

      

@noah_sternn

Dan Soslowsky

Senior Editor

Dan Soslowsky is a founding member, Senior Editor, Head of Illustration and Design, and self-proclaimed "Admiral of Comedy" at The Milking Cat. He is an award-winning artist (if you count third grade art contests), plays every musical instrument known to man (as long as that man only knows of the trumpet and piano), and enjoys long romantic walks on the beach. 

@dsoslowsky  @dsoslowskyart

Asher Hancock

Columnist

Asher Hancock is an Esteemed Contributor and Columnist for The Milking Cat. His passions include regular golf and miniature golf. However, he does not like large-golf. 

@asher_brooks101

Spencer Armon

Outreach Officer

Spencer Armon is an Esteemed Contributor and Social Media Outreach Officer for The Milking Cat. After his failed coup in early 2020, he applied to join the staff for the sole purpose of becoming a mole. Spencer ties his shoes with one loop because “two loops are for chumps.”

@spencer_armon

Julianna Reidell

Curator

Julianna Reidell is a Curator at The Milking Cat. She tried unsuccessfully for years to create a reputation as an Angsty Teen, until she realized that being angsty is passé and switched over to humor. An aspiring author, she gained notoriety when Draft One of her first novel was forcibly seized and relocated to a superfund site due to public health and safety concerns. Forthcoming products will hopefully be better.

Sascha Nastasi-Feinburg

Sascha Nastasi-Feinburg is a Curator at The Milking Cat. Though oft criticized for her fervent dislike of tomato sauce, Sascha proves herself to be a true Italian by frequently snuggling her Pekingese, Don Corleone, and exclusively watching The Godfather Part III. In her free time, she also enjoys Not Smiling.

@saschanastasi

Milking Cat Staff

The Milking Cat wouldn't be possible without its dedicated team! Below are some of the best teen comedy writers and creators!

Benji Elkins

Editor-in-Chief

Benji Elkins is a founding member and Editor-in-Chief of The Milking Cat. A junior at Lower Merion High School, he has created numerous stories, articles, and videos for the magazine. In his free time he enjoys taking pictures of himself in the bathroom.

@belkins_1021

Noah Stern

Senior Editor

Noah Stern is a founding member, Senior Editor, and Head of Sports Writing at The Milking Cat. When he's not writing articles or using bricks as cellphones, Noah likes spending time with his wife of 36 years, Carol, their 3 kids, and their dog, Seymour.

      

@noah_sternn

Dan Soslowsky

Senior Editor

Dan Soslowsky is a founding member, Senior Editor, Head of Illustration and Design, and self-proclaimed "Ruler of All Comedy" at The Milking Cat. He is an award-winning artist (if you count third grade art contests), plays every musical instrument known to man (as long as that man only knows of the trumpet and piano), and enjoys long romantic walks on the beach. 

@dsoslowsky  @dsoslowskyart

Asher Hancock

Columnist

Asher Hancock is an Esteemed Contributor and Columnist for The Milking Cat. His passions include regular golf and miniature golf. However, he does not like large-golf. 

@asher_brooks101

Spencer Armon

Outreach Officer

Spencer Armon is an Esteemed Contributor and Social Media Outreach Officer for The Milking Cat. After his failed coup in early 2020, he applied to join the staff for the sole purpose of becoming a mole. Spencer ties his shoes with one loop because “two loops are for chumps.”

@spencer_armon

Julianna Reidell

Curator

Julianna Reidell is a Curator at The Milking Cat. She tried unsuccessfully for years to create a reputation as an Angsty Teen, until she realized that being angsty is passé and switched over to humor. An aspiring author, she gained notoriety when Draft One of her first novel was forcibly seized and relocated to a superfund site due to public health and safety concerns. Forthcoming products will hopefully be better.

Harrison Mazer

Outreach Officer

Harrison Mazer is a social media/marketing outreach officer for the Milking Cat. Harrison is an avid skater and surfer and enjoys doing both down the Jersey Shore where he spends his summers. He also enjoys playing saxophone and guitar, and is able to play happy birthday on guitar with his eyes closed.

@harrison_4928

Curator

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