The Online Teen Comedy Magazine for the Humorous and

Slightly Intelligent.


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The Milking Cat was founded in 2018 when then high school sophomore Benji Elkins wanted to start a humor magazine to rival his school’s regular student newspaper. Alas, he was not allowed to, so instead, he decided to simply start the comedy journal on his own...

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