Bullying


By Benji Elkins:


BULLY: Hey Nerd!


NERD: Yeah?


BULLY: You better give me your lunch money or you’re gonna eat a shit sandwich!


NERD: Oh please! I only have like three dollars!


BULLY: Three dollars?!


NERD: Only three dollars.


BULLY: Okay well the shit sandwich only costs $2.75 so you should be good.


NERD: Oh okay

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BULLY: So you do get a choice of side. Would you like unsweetened applesauce or carrots?


NERD: You don’t have fries? I feel like last time you had fries.


BULLY: Well fries are 50¢ extra so that’s out of your price range.


NERD: Right. Uhm, apple sauce.


BULLY: Ok and any dietary restrictions?


NERD: I actually am gluten free.


BULLY: Oh really what’s that like?


NERD: It’s difficult. You know. Celiac. Just happened actually.


BULLY: Oh apologies. Right, well anyways I can take the money now.


(NERD hands BULLY the money.)


BULLY: Thank you. Now take your shit sandwich punk!


(BULLY punches NERD in the face.)


NERD: Ow! What the hell!


BULLY: Take that Nerd! And this!


(BULLY takes out a 12 inch gluten-free roll covered in poop. He gives it to NERD. NERD reluctantly takes a bite and looks over at another kid on the floor sitting nearby. He is wearing a turban.)


NERD: What are you eating Dasam?


(DASAM looks over, he has a black eye.)


DASAM: Shit Naan.

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