By Benji Elkins:
BULLY: Hey Nerd!
BULLY: You better give me your lunch money or you’re gonna eat a shit sandwich!
NERD: Oh please! I only have like three dollars!
BULLY: Three dollars?!
NERD: Only three dollars.
BULLY: Okay well the shit sandwich only costs $2.75 so you should be good.
NERD: Oh okay
BULLY: So you do get a choice of side. Would you like unsweetened applesauce or carrots?
NERD: You don’t have fries? I feel like last time you had fries.
BULLY: Well fries are 50¢ extra so that’s out of your price range.
NERD: Right. Uhm, apple sauce.
BULLY: Ok and any dietary restrictions?
NERD: I actually am gluten free.
BULLY: Oh really what’s that like?
NERD: It’s difficult. You know. Celiac. Just happened actually.
BULLY: Oh apologies. Right, well anyways I can take the money now.
(NERD hands BULLY the money.)
BULLY: Thank you. Now take your shit sandwich punk!
(BULLY punches NERD in the face.)
NERD: Ow! What the hell!
BULLY: Take that Nerd! And this!
(BULLY takes out a 12 inch gluten-free roll covered in poop. He gives it to NERD. NERD reluctantly takes a bite and looks over at another kid on the floor sitting nearby. He is wearing a turban.)
NERD: What are you eating Dasam?
(DASAM looks over, he has a black eye.)
DASAM: Shit Naan.