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Apr 4, 2022
2 min

The Tragic New Disease of Elon Musk

Feb 21, 2022
2 min

Breaking News: English Teacher Learns Nobody Cares About his Midlife Crisis

Dec 13, 2021
1 min

Teen Declared Failure

Nov 22, 2021
2 min

BREAKING NEWS: A High School Senior Gets A Full Night Of Sleep

Oct 18, 2021
1 min

Old Man Rejoices as Viagra Spill Triggers City-Wide Hard Water Crisis

Aug 9, 2021
3 min

“Tofu Stole My Soul”: The Elkwood High Story

Jun 14, 2021
2 min

Press Release From Heaven: Gay People Are Cool Now!

Jun 14, 2021
1 min

“In hindsight it was a bad idea,” admits SAT Proctor After Operating Jackhammer During Exam

Jun 7, 2021
1 min

Dog Eager to Spite-Piss on Rug After Not Being Included on Family Walk

May 17, 2021
2 min

Surprising But True: Every Member Contributes To Group Project Equally

Apr 26, 2021
3 min

The RBeeGees

Feb 22, 2021
1 min

BREAKING: Teacher Tells Students To Go Outside, Then Actually Gives Time To Do So

Feb 1, 2021
2 min

Financial Advisor Seen Buying Lottery Tickets

Jan 11, 2021
2 min

ABC Announces Family Feud: Dating Show Edition to Appeal to Southern Market

Jan 11, 2021
1 min

Baddest Bitch of 2020 Completes Her World Tour

Jan 4, 2021
1 min

Students Forced to Vape in Their Own Bathrooms Now That School Restrooms Are Closed

Oct 29, 2020
1 min

Petition to Rename Mount Everest, "Mountain Everest"

Oct 14, 2020
5 min

Policies that Kanye West Will Enact as Our 2020 President

Oct 14, 2020
3 min

Some Like It Hot

Oct 14, 2020
5 min

A Collection of Satires

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