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    The Tragic New Disease of Elon Musk

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    • Feb 22
    • 2 min

    Breaking News: English Teacher Learns Nobody Cares About his Midlife Crisis

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    • Dec 13, 2021
    • 1 min

    Teen Declared Failure

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    • Nov 23, 2021
    • 2 min

    BREAKING NEWS: A High School Senior Gets A Full Night Of Sleep

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    • Oct 18, 2021
    • 1 min

    Old Man Rejoices as Viagra Spill Triggers City-Wide Hard Water Crisis

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    • Aug 9, 2021
    • 3 min

    “Tofu Stole My Soul”: The Elkwood High Story

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    • Jun 14, 2021
    • 2 min

    Press Release From Heaven: Gay People Are Cool Now!

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    • Jun 14, 2021
    • 1 min

    “In hindsight it was a bad idea,” admits SAT Proctor After Operating Jackhammer During Exam

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    • Jun 8, 2021
    • 1 min

    Dog Eager to Spite-Piss on Rug After Not Being Included on Family Walk

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    • May 18, 2021
    • 2 min

    Surprising But True: Every Member Contributes To Group Project Equally

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    • Apr 27, 2021
    • 3 min

    The RBeeGees

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    • Feb 23, 2021
    • 1 min

    BREAKING: Teacher Tells Students To Go Outside, Then Actually Gives Time To Do So

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    • Feb 2, 2021
    • 2 min

    Financial Advisor Seen Buying Lottery Tickets

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    • Jan 12, 2021
    • 2 min

    ABC Announces Family Feud: Dating Show Edition to Appeal to Southern Market

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    • Jan 12, 2021
    • 1 min

    Baddest Bitch of 2020 Completes Her World Tour

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    • Jan 5, 2021
    • 1 min

    Students Forced to Vape in Their Own Bathrooms Now That School Restrooms Are Closed

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    • Oct 29, 2020
    • 1 min

    Petition to Rename Mount Everest, "Mountain Everest"

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    • Oct 15, 2020
    • 5 min

    Policies that Kanye West Will Enact as Our 2020 President

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    • Oct 15, 2020
    • 3 min

    Some Like It Hot

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    • Oct 15, 2020
    • 5 min

    A Collection of Satires

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