RotGPT

By Lee Kirschner

Looking back on myself before, I truly cannot comprehend how much I’ve changed. My previous thoughts were along the lines of, What do y’all not understand? Have you NOT watched The Mitchells vs. The Machines? Do you not realize how this will be humans’ downfall? One second, you’ll be googling and obsessively using the AI Overview or ChatGPT or Gemini or whatever, and the next, you’ll be fighting off massive robot-monsters out to kill you.

Personally, I just didn’t see the point. I don’t know about you, maybe you’re some master wrestler or whatever, but my athletic abilities do not extend far enough to survive the apocalypse, so I’d rather avoid it, thanks.

However, my mind was changed when I downloaded RotGPT, an educational version of ChatGPT. Instantly, my kid’s vocabulary expanded by miles. I hear “Skibidi” fifty times less per day. Instead, I hear numbers! Big numbers, too, such as “67” and “41”.

Thank you, RotGPT, for teaching my children about math. Their, and my, lives were forever changed by this educational tool.

If you, too, would like your children (or yourself) to learn about numbers and math, download RotGPT today at www.definitelyNOTATALLascam.com!

To join, there is a mandatory donation of a measly 67,000 dollars.

Enjoy!