By Eliana Goldenholz
Terms & Conditions
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I, viewer of totallysecure.com, give complete permission to totallysecure.com to sell and/or publish any information (correct or incorrect) they (inevitably) gather about me while I am skimming their website page(s). They may record precisely how long my cursor hovers over that ad for that optical illusion shirt. They may also record how long my cursor hovers over that cute picture of a kitten batting at a toy butterfly (0.7 seconds more than it hovered over the shirt). With this information, they may notify every kitten toy company of the fact that my cursor hovered over that picture, so that said companies can add my email address (which totallysecure.com managed to attain, much to my bewilderment, as I didn’t sign in or anything) to their respective mailing lists. I am not to blame totallysecure.com for the eighty-nine email notifications I get immediately after this has been done. In the highly unlikely event that totallysecure.com has a shortage of souls, they may take mine.
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