25 Questions to Test Whether You're Evil (Legally Certified)

By Seungwoo Lee

1. Do you voluntarily wake up before 6 in the morning?

2. Do you like pineapple pizza?

3. Do you eat pizza with a fork?

4. Do you wipe your fingers after eating chips?

5. Do you take the marshmallows out of your cereal?

6. Do you put milk before cereal? Do you realize that putting milk before cereal almost always leads to a poor milk to cereal ratio?

7. Do you sleep facing the ceiling? Do you suffer from a rare medical condition that prevents you from turning your body to the side?

8. Do you use your hands to pick up a nearby object on the floor? Do you not have feet?

9. Do you shower without listening to any music?

10. Do you start random conversations with strangers on the elevator?

11. Do you pronounce gif like jif? Do you also pronounce gift like jift?

12. Do you defecate without looking at your phone? Do you, for any reason, need complete focus to defecate?

13. Do you hate chocolate?

14. Do you not cheat on Kahoot?

15. Do you use your ring finger for touch ID? Do you not have other fingers?

16. Do you purposefully drink tepid water?

17. Do you watch Netflix on your desk?

18. Do you like Mondays?

19. Do you shower immediately after realizing that you need to shower?

20. Do you never hit the snooze button?

21. Do you sleep with your lights on?

22. Do you like calculus?

23. Do you submit your assignment before the day of the deadline?

24. Do you not feel an intense desire to bob your head when you listen to rap music?

25. Do you not scroll through instagrams reels for one hour after turning off the lights and telling yourself that you will sleep immediately?