By Benji Elkins:
While watching his two friends play chess, local man Tim Ruffle thought to himself that he would’ve moved the Queen from C5 to E3, closer to the center of the board, instead of moving it to B4 like his buddy Ralph did. When Ralph lost the match, Ruffle maintained that had he been playing in Ralph’s place, things would have gone quite differently. At press time, Ruffle was playing the winner of the previous match and losing horrendously.