By Benji Elkins:
In a twist of events, local five-year-old boy, Max Davis, assured his friend, Wilson Smith, that when he hid Smith’s toy army man in his pants during the two’s playdate, it was not in fact down Davis’ underwear as well, therefore making it “all okay.” “He thought I put it down my underwear but it didn’t! I only put it in my regular pants!” Davis reported to his mother. “I could tell Wilson didn’t like the toy in my pants so I told him it was not touching my weewee and only under my pants and not my underwear.” On the other hand, however, Wilson reported, “Max put my man down his pants, that is gross.” The next day at lunch, Max was caught guaranteeing his friends that he was not actually “double-dipping” but rotating the carrots after each bite.