By Benji Elkins:
This evening, five-year-old girl, Clarice Winter, was distraught when she learned that her spaghetti and meatballs (ordered with the meatballs, sauce, cheese, and butter on the side) was not actually prepared by rats as she had previously seen in the 2007 Disney Pixar film, Ratatouille, but in fact by an actual human being. Onlookers reported witnessing the girl throw a fit in the middle of the Olive Garden as her parents tried to convince her that if her meal had been cooked by rats, the Olive Garden would be facing serious health code violations, something the 2007 movie only lightly touches on. On her way out of the restaurant, the five-year-old was heard mumbling under her breath something about creating her own restaurant, “just like Ratatouille,” a desire we here at The Milking Cat Press find disgusting and frankly, a little far-fetched.
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