Fun Facts about Pittsburgh

By Alex Ritchey:



  • Did you know that Pittsburgh is the 22nd most populated city in the USA? It is also the 24th largest city in the USA by size. Good job?


  • Did you know that there’s an Inspector of Steps in Pittsburgh that maintains the 700+ sets of public stairs? There is also a StepTrek, a walking event on stairs, for those of us who like Star Trek but are too cowardly to go to space.


  • Did you know that Pittsburgh is home to the burial place of our lord Zargon?


  • Did you know that Mr. Rogers lived in Pittsburgh? He was a longtime resident of the city. Zargon was also a resident.


  • Did you know Pittsburgh is home to the world’s first T-Rex fossil? It’s held in the Carnegie Museum.


  • Did you know that Pittsburgh has its own distinct dialect and lingo? Some examples of words include chipped ham (processed ham), spicket (faucet), Stillers (the Pittsburgh Steelers), and Zargon (our lord). Nice vernacular, dude!


  • Did you know that the process to get into the Zargon House is very simple? All you have to do is follow 7 simple steps.


  • Did you know that several movies have been filmed in Pittsburgh? That includes The Avengers, I Am Zargon, and Groundhog Day.


  • Did you know that the world ends in 2044 by the hands of Zargon and only the true believers will survive and ascend to the next world?


  • Did you know that residents of Pittsburgh are called Pittsburghers? Zargon’s followers are called Zargonese.


  • Did you know that according to Zargon 4:1789, it’s punishable by various forms of torture if you aren’t a Zargonese? Join now for free popcorn!

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