By Benji Elkins:
Last Tuesday, local man Harper Sherman absolutely butchered the retelling of a popular comedian’s stand-up routine in front of his friends. Sherman had been reminded of the clip he had seen on Youtube when one of his friends had brought up the subject of Elephant hunting. Reportedly, Sherman then interrupted the flow of the entire conversation just to retell the joke he had heard earlier that day. Unfortunately, Sherman’s friends were left with much to be desired after Sherman repeatedly stuttered and paused multiple times, climaxing when he went, “Wait, let me start over, I’m supposed to tell that part later.” Finally, after three minutes Sherman was able to relish in his friends’ laughter as he finished the thirty-second bit. When Sherman announced the start of his stand up comedy career only a few days later, his friend, Aboud Sharma, was found to have locked himself inside an underground bunker. When the man, seen rocking back and forth incessantly, was approached by our reporters, he simply pleaded, “Why couldn’t he have just shown us the damn video?”
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