By Benji Elkins:
Joe Jacobs was confused the other day when he came across a Facebook post informing him that his friend Jeremy’s mom had died. “I didn’t know whether to like it or not,” explained Jacobs. “I mean, I didn’t like the fact that his mother died. But I also wanted to acknowledge it. But liking it seemed sadistic.” In the end, Jacobs decided he was safest just scrolling on by. At press time it was reported Joe had been assaulted by Jeremy for “not paying his proper respects.”