By Rose Aune
Winnie the Pooh: An icon of body positivity.
Syd the Science Kid: when your mom tells you that you can be anything you want and you choose Bill Nye
Spongebob Squarepants: Free lessons in sarcasm, courtesy of Squidward.
Team Umizoomi: most likely sponsored by Cool Math Games.
Sesame Street: sets unrealistic expectations for neighbors everywhere.
Arthur: the most personable aardvark I’ve ever seen. Icon.
Curious George: the man in the yellow hat is a suspicious figure.
Sophia the First: how can a princess have such a limited wardrobe?
The Smurfs: we all wanted to be Smurfette.
The PowerPuff Girls: the least intimidating superheroes ever.
The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius: what’s up with his hair?
The Amazing World of Gumball: a classic.
Doc McStuffins: solely responsible for the rise in med school applicants.
Peppa Pig: proof that working-class families just don’t exist in America.
Dora the Explorer: an entire show dedicated to walking.
Strawberry Shortcake: when you’re eating dessert and your producers tell you they need a show idea.
Go, Diego, go: nepotism.
The Garfield Show: every fat cat’s dream
Bubble Guppies: when your teacher loves the spotlight.