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No Geriatric Looking for Love Should Leave the House Without...

By The Milking Cat Staff

  1. Coupons for the early bird special for a “spontaneous” 4:30 pm date (sexy!!)

  2. Condoms and a tablespoon of almond butter

  3. A second set of teeth

  4. A sex cane (a cane used for sex)

  5. A song in their heart and a smile on their face

  6. Their *special times* catheter

  7. A gonorrhea testing kit

  8. A safe sex pamphlet

  9. Their last will and testament


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