SHOCKING: Trump Demonstrates Baghdadi Raid Using Action Figures

By Noah Stern:


In a disastrous press briefing this morning, President Trump informed the American people of the successful raid on ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi’s compound in Syria.

 

Alongside graphic language describing al-Baghdadi’s “whimpering and crying and screaming” as “dogs chased him down,” the President produced two superhero action figures (presumably his own) and re-enacted the event using Superman as an American soldier and Batman as al-Baghdadi. 


Towards the end of Trump’s display, Superman (the American soldier, voiced by Trump) began to breakdance and chant “We killed ISIS! We killed ISIS!”


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