The Subtle Art of Giving Way Too Many F*cks

By Seungwoo Lee

1. Buying just the right number of followers so that it doesn’t seem like you bought followers: I would say 1000 is a pretty good number

2. Psycholinguistically analyzing your ex’s text: The syntactic structure of “your mail came to my place” might actually mean something.

3. Going into a room and immediately asking people if they like you: Do you like me? Do you really? You are lying, aren’t you?

4. Taking a course in cryptography to secretly diss your ex on your instagram story: (nhoJ kcus uoy)

5. Shooting everyone who heard you stutter: I personally also give them the option of erasing their long term memory altogether.

6. Writing the opening line of your email for 30 minutes: Does “I hope this message finds you well” sound a little weird?

7. Buying used books so that you can act like you read them: Yep, I definitely read Guns, Germs, and Steele - just look at how worn the covers are. No, I do not know why there is a booger on page 57.

8. Writing a 10-page essay about why your failures are not your fault: I know that genius is 1% talent and 99% hard work, but I don’t have the talent to do hard work.

9. Searching up “10 interesting fun facts” on google to impress your date: Did you know that Oxford University is older than the Aztec empire?