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Top Five Races Around the World

By Kellen Narke:

5. Indy 500

The world’s oldest operational automobile race, every year taking place in Annapolis Maryland Indianapolis Indiana. Commonly referred to as The Greatest Spectacle in Racing, the left turns are rumored to be the most exciting in all of sports.

4. The Piston Cup

Popularized by the documentary Cars, this race traditionally features brutal collisions and career-ending crashes.

3. Death Race 2000

“In a dystopian future, a cross country automobile race requires contestants to run down innocent pedestrians to gain points that are tallied based on each kill's brutality.” This race is very similar to the Piston Cup, however, it has Rocky Balboa driving a car, and is therefore better.

IMDb - 6.2/10

Metacritic - 59/100

2. Kentucky Derby

The Most Exciting Two Minutes in Sports, one of the most, if not the most prestigious horse race in the world. What makes the race so intense is the fact that the losers are immediately sent to the glue factory.

1. Italians

God’s chosen people: they discovered America and invented fine dining. Famous Italians include Vito Corleone, Mario, and Chef Boyardee.


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