By Kellen Narke:
The following transcript was secured through a CIA operative in Japan. Notes added for clarity.
Audible background struggling
UNKNOWN VOICE: He won't fit through the door!
Laughter is heard, the audio then briefly cuts out
GENERAL: Doctor, make the Supreme Leader well.
The doctor is audibly nervous
DOCTOR: I-I’ve never operated on someone overweight before!
GENERAL: The Supreme Leader is a slim 150 pounds, you should have no trouble with that.
DOCTOR: Ok, ok. Please help me remove his clothes.
GENERAL: We need reinforcements!
The sound of boots on the floor is heard, finally, they are successful
NURSE: gasps The rumors are true!
A shot rings out, a body falls to the ground
GENERAL: She should not have acknowledged that.
DOCTOR: He appears to be brain dead…
GENERAL: Nonsense! The Supreme Leader is immort-
The door opens and footsteps can be heard
KIM’S SISTER: How is my brother? I came as soon as I heard the news.
GENERAL: The doctor says he is brain dead, the Supreme Leader is so strong, his body will never die!
KIM’S SISTER: Begins crying He doesn’t deserve to suffer! He’s been in constant pain ever since- her crying overtakes what she is saying
DOCTOR: Ever since what?
KIM’S SISTER: Ever since Trump called him Rocketman!
GENERAL: Disgusting imperialist…
KIM’S SISTER: How many missiles do we have?
GENERAL: 2 attached to the Supreme Leader’s car, 7 at military bases, and 28 at the bottom of the ocean.
KIM’S SISTER: Prepare them all, I must get my revenge
Audio cuts out