What's in My Bag - High Schooler Edition

By Seungwoo Lee

I. Notes from My Math Class (?)

What seems to be notes from my math class (either that or some extremely concerning sketches that I made in my art class when I was going through an existential crisis). Is that a knife next to the y-axis?

II. A Piece of Gum

Pretty self explanatory.

III. Cheat Sheet

People believe that cheat sheets are immoral, but I beg to differ. Creating cheat sheets is merely one way to study (nothing different from sitting down for 10 hours and actually trying to understand the test material). I just like to carry it around during tests as a token of my hard work and dedication.

IV. PE Shirt

A PE shirt that I wore last week and just shoved in the deepest corner of my bag because I was too lazy to take ten seconds to take it out and put it in the laundry. Ok. So this is (Mmph) why my bag (Ghhkk) smelled like rotten onions for the past few days. Excuse me, I have some throwing up to do.

V. Another Piece of Gum

Another piece of gum (yay?)

VI. A Paper Airplane

A paper airplane that I created in my physics class. Now, you might accuse me of not focusing in class or disrespecting the teacher, but NO. I, in fact, did what any exemplary student should do. I applied my knowledge and understanding.

What did you say? NASA wants to talk to me? Tell them I’m too busy.

VII. Lastly, a - wait what?

I think it’s seriously easier to name all the cities in South Africa (in alphabetic order + eyes closed + standing on one leg + fighting three alligators) than to correctly guess whatever this is.