By Maddie Thompson For Immediate Release A statement from the Founding Fathers: When, as proud citizens of this country, there comes a...

By The Milking Cat Staff Coupons for the early bird special for a “spontaneous” 4:30 pm date (sexy!!) Condoms and a tablespoon of almond...

By The Milking Cat Staff Give birth during assembly Explode randomly and without warning Be responsible for the deaths of 5,000 innocent...