By Benji Elkins: GLEN: Hey John! Over here! Hey John, what’s up? JOHN: Oh hey Glen.

By Benji Elkins: On this day in history, July 10th, 1776, the Declaration of Dependence was signed by

By Benji Elkins: France is a beautiful country.

By Benji Elkins: There was a rustle by Ian’s bed.

By Benji Elkins: A man came up to me with a hook for a hand. I thought he was a pirate.

Wishing you happy holidays from our family to yours, The Second Ever Milking Cat Threesome Benji Elkins

By Benji Elkins: East River High Commencement Speech During the last six weeks of school I noticed that

By Benji Elkins: Unfortunately, my parents are cheap. Super cheap.

By Benji Elkins: John always tried his best to be a good person.

By Benji Elkins: JEREMY: Man, what did I say? High school reunions suck.

By Benji Elkins: there is snow on the tarmac yet the rain smooths it out I watch silently out the window

By Benji Elkins: The James Bond franchise is one of the most popular spy series of all time!