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- Why I'm Fun At Parties
By Nataly Delcid I got a whiff of motivation to write this piece after a phone call with my friend.
- Ode to My AirPods
By Natalie Parker: Ode to technology, to my beautiful pair of Apple AirPods that unfairly died during
- A Day In The Life Of A High School Physics Student
By Natalie Parker: When I accelerated myself out of bed this morning with a force greater than the force
- BREAKING NEWS: A High School Senior Gets A Full Night Of Sleep
By Natalie Parker: According to new reports, a high school senior here at our very own Sexist Former
- BREAKING: Baby Discovers Meaning of Life
Natalie Portman B.A (Harvard University) Natalie Portman was born Neta-Lee Herschlag in Jerusalem, Israel Pruvner has ordered Natalie Portman to perform an existential and emotional monologue from the film Closer Lemore Household, 2:18 p.m Natalie Portman is reportedly crying in the corner of Lemore’s room.
- Disney’s True Agenda
By Natalie Parker: I remember it perfectly.
- Rating People I’ve Kissed
By Nataly Del Kiss #1:Middle School– I’ve Said Enough: 6/10 I was in my eighth grade theater class and
- John Lennon Rises From the Grave to Critique Gal Gadot’s “Imagine” Video
listed off the celebrities who he deemed to be the worst: “Sarah Silverman was annoying as [expletive]” “Natalie
- Press Release From Heaven: Gay People Are Cool Now!
By Natalie Parker: In celebration of Pride Month, Heaven is excited to announce an all-new feature: allowing
- The Remote School Translation Handbook
By Natalie Parker: Hello, remote students, and thank you for picking up the Remote School Translation
- Helpful Suggestions for the Union Solidarity Coalition’s Charity Auction
My writing is valuable, and I’m gonna need fair and livable wages from the Milking Cat editors (Hey Nataly
- Every Way In Which My Road Test Will Go Wrong
By Natalie Parker: One or more of these will happen to me. Probably all of them, honestly.