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  • The Curse of Castor River

    We don’t visit often, but when we do, it is nothing if not entertaining. My father is a large man. I climbed out of the water, abandoning the boys and hoping that nothing funny would happen while I was I thought nothing could beat his leg getting stuck in an attempt to rescue his child, but this. I finally reached him, despite my cries of laughter, but my tiny figure had nothing to give that would behind the 350-pound man being pulled by the river and the 80-pound girl not, but I know that I am eternally

  • Senior Pranks Nobody Will Notice But You

    , they won’t notice… until your lesson on sexual reproduction in multicellular organisms becomes an eternal

  • The Starfish Complex

    Nah. Teds had developed a habit of repeating others' words. SHAKES Oh. Nothing about Teds screamed “Confucius' peasantry reincarnation" (on the contrary, just "peasantry" would They do nothing but click. All three of them exchange glances. TEDS Nah, don't be sorry. SARRY (smiling) Can't help it.

  • NYE Kiss

    paternal thrust of universal entropy, you are darkness, you are light, you are everything and also nothing . - Nothing. Nothing. Nothing can keep us apart. — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — IZABAL GOULART

  • If People on Different Platforms Posted About Donuts

    If you really stop to think about it, a donut is nothing more than a circle, a symbol of the relentless If you really stop to think about it, a donut is nothing more than a circle, a symbol of the relentless

  • Eh?

    waste of time though– the only thing keeping me busy is not studying for the SAT. 11:00pm Just about nothing There’s nothing to do: no culture to celebrate, no architecture to marvel at, no sports teams worth tuning

  • Come Celebrate Memorial Day!

    This year’s clown will be played by Ryan Smalls representing Todd Bark-accuser & town enemy Nancy Stein

  • Which Of My Friends Would Survive A Horror Movie?

    young and blonde with great skin, so she’d get snapped up by Buffalo Bill in a heartbeat (she’s 5’0, nothing Voorhees has nothing on a person with depression and monster-I-Can’t-Say-That-Kids-Read-This tendencies If nothing else, my general dislike of the outdoors might save me. Marry knows nothing and the only thing that could save her is her girlfriend’s knowledge of the film. We’re young and dumb and have nothing to lose by taking out a politician we all hate.

  • My Logic Concerning Hell

    And then, you die, and you become eternally blessed in Heaven. Isn’t that much nicer than the idea of eternally burning in Hell?

  • Top Secret Information from China's Spy Balloon

    sharing and caring, here is some TOP SECRET intel that the balloon collected: - America is a whole lot of nothing

  • My Encounter with Mike Pence in the Bathroom

    The officer stayed quiet and did absolutely nothing to assure the seventeen-year-old girl in front of

  • Things I Think I'd Be Good At

    I know people don’t really hit the woah anymore, but that’s what I’d do. I’d hit the woah to “Waving Through a Window” from Dear Evan Hansen, or something.

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