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The reanimated corpse of a deceased relative There is absolutely nothing more awkward than running into cutie-patootie” out the window every day when she dropped you off for school was embarrassing, but it’s nothing

saw that inappropriately short skirt you wore last week, and I’ve seen you hold hands with that do-nothing

to take the elevator at the top and leave while clutching a rubber chicken and a program filled with nothing

The return of the holiday season means the return of mass leftovers, and therefore the return of the eternal

I hate the patriarchy, which has nothing to do with the practice test in front of me, but I hate it nonetheless

If you put every single Jack Nicholson in a row, then nothing would happen. Compared to most presidents, Jack Nicholson looks nothing like a rhombus.

JAUN'S SIS Nothing you say is real. JAUN DISS Nothing is real. Philosophy. Apostrophe. He looks up at nothing in particular. JAUN DISS I know the big man is En-Jaun-Diss. No one laughs. JAUN DISS Nah man. I ain't fallon for no ruse. Jaun Diss loves them puns. I know you be Kimmel. JIMMY K Nothing I can do, Jimbo. Jimmy F has to go. JIMMY F Please, Jim. Don't listen to him.

By Arianna White: Pros: As a lifeguard, you basically get paid to sit around and do nothing. Cons: Since you sit around and do nothing for hours on end you are likely to go insane.

Kim Il Sung is known in equal measure as the “Great Leader” and the “Eternal President,” a clear mirror

Your hands feel disembodied as they scour the wall; nothing. It’s going to find you.

West Coast Racers: Nothing about race car driving screams West Coast...isn’t that why Indiana exists

There is nothing else for me to do in life if this doesn’t work out, this job would be my magnum opus The rats did nothing to us, besides bringing disease, taking our food, making a generally unsafe living