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- FBI Uncovers Russia’s Full Hacking Agenda
By Noah Stern: In a startling press briefing early this morning, FBI Director Christopher Wray announced
- Patty O’Donnell: Pet Psychic
By Noah Stern: About Patty Patty O’Donnell has been practicing psychic readings and spirit communications
- TEEN RUNS INTO TEACHER IN PUBLIC, CONSIDERS TRANSFERRING SCHOOLS
By Noah Stern: For local high school sophomore Mark Davies, what at first seemed like a normal trip to
- Local Teen Starts DJ Career by Blasting 6ix9ine Out of His Backpack
By Noah Stern: It is a quiet morning at Central High School before the sounds of a semi-Mexican gang
- A Collection of Anecdotes From Our Time as Poll Workers
By Noah Stern & Spencer Armon: This election day, we put our lives and livelihoods on the line and defended *Anecdotes 1-3 by Noah Stern, 4-5 by Spencer Armon Anecdote 1: Don't Vote Twice In the training videos Anecdote 2: Sweater Men These anecdotes have almost nothing to do with each other, but I decided to lump
- Best One-Liner Joke Formats
By Noah Stern: There is quite literally nothing more comedically potent than a good, crisp, witty one-line
- Ann Arbor Small Business Gone Bankrupt After It is Deemed to Have “Bad Vibes”
By Noah Stern: The mid-sized city of Ann Arbor, Michigan is most well-known for being the home of one had problems parting with the beloved Pizza Hut location and the whimsical nature of the new cafe did nothing
- A Milking Cat Thanksgiving II
By Noah Stern: Ah, Thanksgiving. I have nothing to say to that guy! He’s always muttering to me about how Robert E. JERRY is watching the game from an upper balcony, JAMES EARL and NORAH are sitting on the side. NORAH (In C#) Jerry, what are you doing? JERRY What do you mean? This is always how I find players. JON Bro what NORAH (In B♭ diminished 7th) I “Don’t Know Why” every Thanksgiving ends this way!
- Peloton Class
By Noah Stern: The following transcript was taken from a Peloton cycling class on August 21st, 2020.
- Dave and Chris Figure Out Kunefe
By Noah Stern and Spencer Armon: CHRIS: What’s up, Dave? DAVE: Hey Chris, how’ve you been? CHRIS: Nah, you’re thinking of kendama.
- The Milking Cat's 2019 Winter Fair
holidays from our family to yours, The Second Ever Milking Cat Threesome Benji Elkins, Dan Soslowsky, Noah Stern
- Fantasy Football by The Numbers
Fantasy Football By The Numbers By Noah Stern: To celebrate the start of the fantasy football playoffs