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By Benji Elkins: Unfortunately, my parents are cheap. Super cheap.
- BRUTAL BLUNDER!
Editor-in-Chief Benji Elkins: Oh, today was a Monday? (Elkins later declared that he had still been on "Bahamian Time" from his winter vacation and thought
- PANDEMONIUM: PARENTS DON’T KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY FAMILY FRIENDS GAVE TO THEIR CHILD
By Benji Elkins: Only this past week, local boy Gabe McRay celebrated his eighth birthday.
- A Poem of Displeasure
dedicated reader of The Milking Cat, it has become brutally evident that the Editor-in-Chief, Ben "Jammin"Elkins kidnapping) of Samuel Richard as the Social Media Manager gives ample grounds for the removal of Ben Elkins I get in charge It will be smooth sailing New times are ahead With Spencer in charge Noah can stay Benji took over The Cat So bid Ben adieu A change in command The Cat's started anew Note: Editor Benjamin Elkins
- BREAKING: Baby Discovers Meaning of Life
BREAKING: BABY DISCOVERS THE MEANING OF LIFE By Benji Elkins: In a ground-breaking philosophical announcement
- CHILD INSTALLS BEAUTIFUL ART INSTALLATION IN ROOM, CALLS IT: "WALL WITH BOOGERS"
By Benji Elkins CHICO, CALIFORNIA 1917 - Five-year-old artist and visionary, Jackson Pollock, has recently
- The Milking Cat's 2019 Winter Fair
Wishing you happy holidays from our family to yours, The Second Ever Milking Cat Threesome Benji Elkins
- SOUTH DAKOTA DECIDES TO SECEDE FROM UNION: NORTH DAKOTA DOESN’T F*CKING KNOW WHAT TO DO
By Benji Elkins: In a surprising turn of events, South Dakota has decided to secede from the United States
- The Blind Date
Dan Soslowsky & Benji Elkins
- MAN MAKES PLEDGE TO HIMSELF IN SHOWER THAT HE WILL BREAK ONLY TWO DAYS FROM NOW
By Benji Elkins: After a night of procrastination, heavy drinking, and lots of pizza, local man Mike