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Jun 22, 20201 minSECOND GRADER ASSURES HIS FRIENDS THAT THE STAIN ON HIS PANTS IS ACTUALLY RUM COCKTAIL, NOT PEEBy Dan Soslowsky: Last Wednesday, second grader Tommy Wilson panicked at the cafeteria table of Merrington Elementary School when he...
Jun 1, 20204 minHigh School Student Requests Transfer After Zoom Call Gone WrongBy Asher Hancock: At a Philadelphia High School, a 16-year-old student recently endured a trauma unlike any other. He has since tried...
May 25, 20203 minVirtual Porn Club Meet-Up Hacked by Municipal Council Trolls By Julianna Reidell: Inspired by the Times Chronicle Moans and gasps of sensual ecstasy were transformed into dry-heaves of boredom at...
May 25, 20201 minPIECE OF GUM IN PARKING LOT JUST WAITING TO BE STEPPED ONBy Benji Elkins: Spat out only a few days ago by tank-top wearing and gum chewing teenage delinquent James McRey, a piece of Trident...